walkingentityofsnark:

Legendary

In which Jennifer Lawrence will never actually be sure of how famous she is

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

  • anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn't know how to cook
  • western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

sasukeapologist:

postpunkdad:

fall in love with someone who looks at you the way naruto looks at sasuke

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bastilledan:

Accidental same clothes day with @kingbinman

bastilledan:

Accidental same clothes day with @kingbinman


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pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

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One HELL oF A buTLeR

chrom-o-ween:

My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”

and it was

it was more fucking elves

once you watch enough anime you learn not to ask questions like “why is an unsupervised 10 year-old child allowed to be the head of a noble family and successful business?” because you’re not going to get an answer, but like…

why is an unsupervised 10 year-old child allowed to be the head of a noble family and successful business????

he just ate that fucking scone dry. he put nothing on that scone he just ate it. holy shit he just but that brick of a food in his mouth with no jam or cream or even butter or anything. this child is the devil and this is why we can’t trust the english.

✿THEME